Dec 12, 2011

See? Low on Green

Dear Sam Fox print lab:

In a school which is otherwise fine Champagne, the printing lab is the piss-scum on a shantytown toilet. 

Fuck you.

Fuck your inane policy which gives unique windows profiles for every single student on every single computer and all the attendant time required to load software and printers every time you change computers.

Fuck your refund policy too, and your staff's general attitude that students only go to a $20,000 a semester school to steal paper. 

Fuck your sleaze-ball move of employing students as full time print lab monitors- sure they're not really trained, but hey, they're great as human shields preventing complaints and issues from reaching the staff. 

Fuck your smarmy, smart-assed PaperCut comments. I don't need your condescending, paternalistic, "ohh Good job! you printed something!!!"when I print something, and I really don't need a "Nothing in life is free" when I run out of funds because the prints don't go to the printers because your shitty system fucked it up.

Fuck you for taking extended vacations when a quarter of school computers are unusable in the middle of mid-reviews. 

Fuck your lack of both professionalism and a professional to guide students through their printing issues. 

Fuck your 'fuck you' attitude to students.

1 comment:

anita h. said...

oh man, i'm dying. this makes me scared to go back to sam fox.

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